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Obama's open mike slip on missile defense system (1:48)
26, 2012 - President Obama was overheard on an open mike giving outgoing Russian President Medevev a candid political assessment of his ability to deal with relations between the US and Russia, saying he would have more flexibility after the election.

The Wire: Supreme Court's skepticism; Obama's open mic; 3 NATO deaths; Trayvon ...
By Karl Kahler Doctors and medical students supporting the health care reform law signed by President Obama gather in front of the Supreme Court in Washington on Monday as the court begins three days of arguments on health care.

What Vladimir Putin must think about President Obama's missile defense open ...
By Stephen Stromberg Obama, of course, isn't Putin — he's not rigging elections or controlling state-run media, for example. And it's hardly unprecedented for an American leader to feel constrained by politics in an election year, even on an issue as ...

GOP Seizes On Obama Open-Mic Comment To Russian Leader
Republicans sought to capitalize on President Obama's candid moment, caught on an open mic, with Russian president Dmitri Medvedev, by accusing the president of having all sorts of secret plans he intends to roll out after the election.

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TumonChief RT @GuardianUS: Obama defends open-mic comments to Russia's Medvedev - video http://t.co/mmHWnyDv

GuardianUS Obama defends open-mic comments to Russia's Medvedev - video http://t.co/mmHWnyDv

JennyMacs RT @a4alice: Obama makes light of open-mic flap with Medvedev http://t.co/7Nsliqrm via @addthis that's right stupid MSM cuz it's a NON ISSUE #MSMFAIL

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RussianSphinx Obama defends open-mic comments to Russia's Medvedev - video http://t.co/2TUW9Ee8 #Russia

DTNRussia DTN Russia: Obama defends open-mic comments to Russia's Medvedev - video: The US president seeks to defuse the c... http://t.co/gddjQEqC

heavyde65 Obama Open Mic Audio With Russian President Medvedev: http://t.co/E0ywrSuo via @youtube

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JoseGRojasP RT @cnni: OBAMA PLAYS 'LAST ELECTION' CARD: http://t.co/e3O7UEQE #Obama asks Russian president for space on missile defense.@PoliticalTicker

Reyes_Billy Open Mic Captures Conversation Between Obama, Russia President http://t.co/GwrliLi2

mumokituku Barack Obama Caught In Open Mic Gaffe http://t.co/DoO9Bay3

minamaya13 #US Pres #Obama caught In open mic gaffe with #Russian Pres #Medvedev re his Re-Election -more flexible missile defence http://t.co/IPydPegP

patriotson @Patriotson Socialist always have to consult with Moscow. Obama explains Medvedev open mic incident http://t.co/wm3Q0MUj via @POLITICO

TheMinutely Obama defends open-mic comments to Russia's Medvedev - video http://t.co/SzNovYTT

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Do MSNBC's Scarborough and Buchanan "sit on" Mika about Palin??? ? by connor Q: Is anyone out there who heard the discussion on Morning Joe this morning? It occurred at 8:12 and I need to know if what I heard was accurate. It's really, really important to me--I don't want to read into it more than it is, unless I heard it right. Scarborough was going on and on about Obama's experience, not letting Mika speak. Mika was trying to comment on Palin, not Obama. Mika starts pointing at her head and says, "I'm not talking about experience. I'm talking about what's up here. I don't care about experience. I want someone with the depth and intelligence to wrap his arms around these complex..." And then Scarborough and Buchanan both start yelling about experience again. Meanwhile, Chuch Tood is still on mic, but may not know that. He says in the background (and I think it's Todd, but it could have been another person who was in the discussion), "What? What's going on here?" And then immediately someone--again I think it is the same person,Todd--says, "They're sitting on this (or maybe the voice said "her"): They're sitting on her." These words are being said UNDER Scarborough's ranting, but there's a split screen, so you can see Mika B's expression as they words are stated. She looks sharplly off to the side, shakes her head, opening her mouth in amazement, but not speaking. I would like input on this incident because I've been following this show for a while and as hard to believe as it seems, I think whoever said that in the background recognized what I've been wondering about ever since Mika got into an argument with McCain about two weeks ago (after which, when he returned a week later, she asked him only one softball question--while Scrarborough and someone else asked a bunch of questions--and would have kissed his feet had they been in the same studio during the interview). I like the Morning Joe show--or I used to--but if the men on the show are abusing the only woman, and especially if they are not letting her show the hyper-partisian bias that they do, I'm going to turn it off in disgust. Have you seen this happen? Since I may not get back here to vote on the best answer--and there are really good ones here--I just wanted to note I really appreciated this one: For a partisan, he is usually ok, but the closer it gets to an election, the more 'fringe' he gets. The reason? If you're a con, you can't help it. most cons don't even realize that their party has been taken over by radical right fringe elements. A move to party base which is all the republican ticket is offering is a move to extremism by definition.

A: I have slowly started to turn away from the show and back to CNN as I have seen a change recently also. I didn't see the exchange you are referring to but I have noticed that Joe always talks over Mika and doesn't let her get her points across anymore.

CUD Results!? Huge Main event!? Return of stable!? What do you think? by Wildcat 08-12 Q: If you don't like it, don't answer it. We begin the show with Courage in the ring. “Last week, Jigsaw Killer thought he could mess with me. But he was wrong. I am sick and tired of him. He has been a thorn in my side this whole time, but I am finally taking it out. Jigsaw, at Your Death Wish, you will get exactly what the title says, your death wish. I promise that you will be walking out of Your Death Wish with nothing less than a trip to the hospital for massive blood loss. But, I’m sure your not here tonight, so I want some one who I can show what I am made of.” GM Rod Flanders came out and said, “Okay, you will face Canadian Champ Odie in a non-title match. Also tonight, Ray Lewis & Ingrid Newkirk will face Barak Obama & Women’s Champ Kim Possible, Alvin will face none other than the Swedish Chef and Billy will face Chuck Norris.” He left as Courage was smiling knowing what he was going to do later on. We begin with Billy vs. Chuck Norris. It was a great match. chuck Norris dominated and was about to win after a Knockout Punch, but Comic Book Guy came from nowhere and distracted the ref. Then, Irwin & Puddin (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy) came from the other side and hit a Glasses Breaker (Snapshot) on Norris. They put Billy on Norris and left. Comic left too and the ref turned around to count the pin for the win. After the match, Irwin got Billy a mic and Billy yelled, “Norris, you should have thought it over before you started war with me. Now, I got Big, Bad, & Beautiful back together and you will never defeat us.” The next match had Alvin face the Swedish chef. It was a great match as both these managers/wrestlers worked hard. After awhile, WWE Tag Champs Theodore & Simon came out to try to help Alvin, but CUD tag Champs Stewie & Brian Griffin came out to make it even. As the ref was trying to stop the fighting, Swedish Chef got a pan and hit Alvin with it. He pinned him as the ref came back to get the win. Stewie & Brian joined Chef in his celebration as they rubbed it into the Chipmunks’ faces. Ray Lewis & Ingrid Newkirk faced Barak Obama & Women’s Champ Kim Possible. It was a great mixed tag match. Ray & Ingrid just dominated and destroyed them to get the win. After the match, Erin Esurance came from the crowd and hit and Erinfaction on Possible. “I want your title!” she said as we go to break. After the break, it was main event time as Courage faced Odie. Courage destroyed him as the fire inside him burned. He used everything in his arsenal to put Odie out. He hit not one, but two Choke Bones for the win. After the match, he got a mic and said, “Well, well, Jigsaw. Looks like I’m no ordinary competitor. I just destroyed one of the best wrestlers on CUD. But, I didn’t have the weapons that I will have against you for Your Death Wish in our Street Fight. But, let me show you your fate.” As he said that, Fat Albert & Skittles Mini came out, carrying something with a cover over it. When they got in the ring, they took the cover off, revealing it to be a casket. Albert opened the casket and Courage picked up Odie. He hit a Choke Bone on him right into the casket and the other two closed it. They celebrated with their back turned to the casket, not knowing what was going on. As they were celebrating, smoke came from the casket and it opened up. Out came jigsaw with no Odie in sight. When the trio turned around, they saw Jigsaw, who punched all of them with force several times. He then got barbed wire and lined the inside of the casket with it. He Jigsaw Powerbombed Courage right into the casket and closed it hard. We end the show as Jigsaw shows his evil smile. Thanks for the support.

A: Good show. Keep it coming

CUD Results!? Big Main event!? PPV Lineup!? What do you think? by Wildcat 08-12 Q: We begin the night with CUD Champ Jigsaw Killer in the ring. “Last week, Courage stood up to me and he learned the consequences. Luckily for him, he was told not to be here tonight and he will not. But I will still wreak havoc on these losers. There’s no one here that can stop me. In fact, I dare each and every one of you to try to defeat me right here right now.” Just as he said that, Fat Albert, Ray Lewis, Skittles Mini, Billy the Kid, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Daxter, & Chuck Norris came out and all tried to hurt him. They crowded around him and looked like they were actually doing some damage, but Jigsaw just threw his arms and everyone fell down around him. He then began throwing people out of the ring. Then, as he thought he had thrown every one out, Fat Albert came from behind and DDT’d him. He then hit a moonsault on Jigsaw to pin him. As he was celebrating, GM Rod Flanders came out and said, “Congratulations Albert. Because of what youi did tonight, I am giving you a match here in the main event tonight against the person you just pinned.” He left as Fat Albert continued to pose over the champ. We go to the first match of the night as WWE Tag Team Champs Theodore & Simon faced off against Burger King & Big Mac in a non-title match. It was a quick match as the champs destroyed them with a little help from Alvin. Before they could celebrate, CUD Tag Champs Stewie & Brian Griffin along with manager Swedish Chef came out and started fighting them. But, just as the run-ins seemed done, Fantasy WWE stars Ernie & Bert came out as well and beat both teams up using a chair and a loaded rubber ducky. Ernie & Bert overcame the odds and layed them both out. They then celebrated grabbing the WWE Tag Championships and posing over both tag champs. The next match had Women’s Champ Kim Possible face Condi Rice in a non-title match. It was a great matrch with Condi having Kim in trouble, but Ron Stoppable distracted the ref to allow Obama to come from the other side. After the help, Kim pinned Condi, but the ref wasn’t in time and Kim waited. While waiting, Erin Esurance came from the crowd and gave Kim an Erinfaction. Condi then got up, pinned Kim, and got the win. Canadian Champ Odie faced Billy the Kid in a nontitle match after that. It was a great match. Billy the Kid was actually winning, but Odie’s backup came as Robin & Ratchet distracted the ref. Clank came from behind and clipped Billy’s leg. Odie was about to win when Ray Lewis came from the crowd and speared all 3 of them at once. This distracted the ref and Odie, giving time to Billy to recover. By the time Ray was done and the ref and Odie were ready to continue, billy was fuilly covered and he quickly hit the Hold Up on Odie for the win. It was main event time as CUD Champ Jigsaw Killer faced Fat Albert in a non title match. It was a great match. Albert was surprisingly hanging in there. He even got close to hitting a moonsault, but Jigsaw dodged it and took the momentum back.He started punching him over and over again until he almost blacked out. Then, he hit a Jigsaw Powerbomb on him for the win. Instead of celebrating the win, he continued his attack, punching him some more and hitting his finisher a few more times. He was about to leave, but then the lights turned out on him. When they turned back on, Courage was behind him and he quickly pounced on him. He punched him over and over again on the ground. He Irish Whipped him into the corner and jumped on the second rope and punched his face again over and over. He then hit a Choke Bone on him. He then got a casket out from the ring and opened it. He then grabbed a bag out of his pocket and poured the contents in the casket. It was filled with tacks, shards of glass, and rusty nails. He then put barbed wire on the other part of the casket. He Choke Boned Jigsaw into the casket and closed it so hard, the ring shook. He opened the casket, got a mic and said, “Well, Jigsaw, isn’t it weird being stalked? Well, that’s how I feel every single night. Every time I think you’re not here, you come from nowhere. Well, now you know how I feel. And this Sunday, you will feel the same thing I felt as I did when you took me away to that horrid, terrible place. See you this Sunday.” We end the show as Courage poses over the now closed casket. Your Death Wish PPV Lineup: WWE Tag Championship & CUD Tag Championship Match: Theodore & Simon vs. Stewie & Brian Griffin IN Championship Match: Han Solo vs. Jak vs. Mickey vs. Garfield Billy, Irwin & Puddin (BBB) vs. Chuck Norris & two partners of his choice Beatdown Tag Championship Match: Calvin & Hobbes vs. Grimace & the Hamburgler Canadian Championship Match: Odie vs. Ray Lewis Beatdown Championship Match: King Arty vs. Lil Wayne CUD Championship Match: Jigsaw Killer vs. Courage – Street Fight

A: Great show!!! Keep it coming man!

Hows this verse I just made? by RedSox4life Q: Back outta da way I'm da next phenom Ima monster on the mic call me the white demon My tenacity overlows this rap games capactity Bitches don't **** with me cus I Chris Brown them home Respect these lyrics burstin straight out ma dome My balls gettin bigger everyday of my life I've already OJ'ed every Desperate House Wife With a knife the size of a spear Makin a perfect insition for Ms. Kardashians rear Don't need weed to represent the 9-5-4 Call me Barack Obama I'm making the rap industry poor Maybe in a year Weezy'll be cleanin my floors Till then I'm plottin to kill every Bieber Stan Yes I said STAN, this ***** has not one fan And I ain't no loose cannon, I'm standing strong Ima renegade, here to prove the whole world wrong please comment...first verse ive ever tried makin (only 14 but aint makin excuses)..im open to tips

A: it's good but need to relax with lyrics.this looks like a rap that you wuld say fast.fast raps arent always great.just look at biggie.

What Interesting thing can you come up with to make better WWE story lines ? by Jezmanrulz-PWC-WRW Q: Face it, the Mayweather thing just isnt working, the guy has NO mic skills and doesnt EVEN look like he belives he can beat the Show...Big Flop. So heres my idea, how about if McMahon ran for president on the open ticket? It would prolly cost less than 20 million and would definatly get everyones attention...Heck I'd even prolly even vote for him! McMahon can talk hiself into or out of just about anything and he beats the heck out of Osama/Obama or Sillery/Hillery...Whats your Idea? Several good answers allready, first one to star it gets the points...

A: I would come up with some type of storyline that deals with...are you ready for this?....WRESTLING!!! Enough of these dang storylines about love affairs between a wrestler and GM, or "little person" love childs, or weddings between wrestlers, or Vinnie Mac dying in a limo explosion. How about a nice storyline about some good ole' fashioned competition between two wrestlers in the ring? That would elevate the guys with actual technical wrestling ability like Jericho and Shelton Benjamin.

YWWA Judgment Day Results Part 1? by Psycho Dude 99 (YWWA Owner) Q: Match 1 YWWA Women’s Title Melina Mz. Paparazzi vs Tishelle Torture A pretty good match. A great one to start off this night. The match went on for a while. After about four minutes of back and forth action Melina took control. She locked in several unique and effective submission holds. Up until another four minutes she was in control But Tishelle fought back. As she took control she hit an amazing Tornado DDT. When it looked like she was going to win Melina did a surprising kick out. As she pulled up Melina she delivered punches but the champ caught her fist and hit the Leg Split Slam for the win. After the win Melina helped up Tishelle and left the ring as the crowd applauded in respect. But after Melina left and Tishelle was in the ring alone Psycho Dude ran out and they had a stare down. As they stared eye to eye Psycho Dude pushed her down and then ran out of the ring. Winner Melina Mz. Paparazzi Retained Women’s Champ Match 2 MA Beast vs Canada Joe A perfect match. If these two men hadn’t just debuted and were in YWWA longer this would have been an easy booked main event. MA was looking to come back from a humiliating defeat and he tried his best. For the first five minutes Canada Joe had all of the momentum. But as time progressed MA grew furious. He lost his temper was ruthless against Joe. He did everything he could to cause Joe pain. Closed fist shots, holding the ropes, keeping submission holds locked in until the count of ten. Everything he could think of. But Joe continued to fight back. But as he did Beast hit his Press Slam. He thought he had it but it was only a 2. So he went for another one and in shames of last week Joe reversed it and got the roll up with his feet on the ropes. The only difference was Beast kicked out. So as they brawled for one more minute Beast went for another Press Slam. But Joe countered again. Getting behind Beast Joe hit a backwards DDT and got another win. Winner Canada Joe Match 3 Rock N Wrestling vs Lionheart Chris Jericho One of the best matches of the night. Spectacular match. The entire match was back and forth. This went on for nearly 20 minutes. In that time period we saw everything. But the last couple minutes were the best. Lionheart hit his Walls Of Jericho and was inches away from a win. But RNW managed to get to the ropes. As both men got up RNW hit his thunderous finishing move the Colossal Explosion on Lionheart. But again there was only a 2 count. So both men slowly got up and stared down each other each on their knee when all of the lights went down. It was dark for 10 seconds and as the lights came back on YWSE’s Masked Nightmare was in the middle of the ring with his arms crossed and both men on their backs. He called for a mic and told the world he was on YWWA. The reason why was because he wanted to punish the souls of all YWSE members that came to YWWA. He clearly sent his message. Winner Double DQ Match 4 YWWA Tag Team Titles Stewie Griffin and Rated O for Obama vs The World Is Ours A great match this was. It was a very back and forth match. For the first ten minutes it was back and forth non stop. A shocking move also happened by Y2J the World Is Yours. He hit a double Code Breaker; a man on each knee, onto Stewie and Obama. Surprisingly that did not end the match. Both men rolled out of the ring in pain. But after a few more minutes the champs took control big time. It got to the point where Y2J locked in the Walls Of Jericho out of desperation on his rival Stewie. But Obama was there to break the hold. He clostlined Y2J and knocked him so he leaned on the middle rope. He then directly after The World Is Yours. This left Stewie open to hit the 619 and get the win. Winner Stewie Griffin and Rated O for Obama Retained Tag Champs Match 5 YWWA Hardcore Championship Con Man vs Darth Hendrix Another great match. Back and forth it went for 4 minutes. But Con Man was on top of the offense in the later going. Con Man used his power advantage wisely. Con Man then hit his finisher the Cunningness on Darth and seemed to have the win. But the lights went out again and we heard Mysterious Hawk singing the Barney Tune “I loved you, you killed me. Come to hell and play with me. With the firey flames and the gore upon our war. No more Con Man anymore. Then Hawk made his YWWA return and headed to the ring. He stared down Con Man allowing Darth to hit his Darthism to become the new YWWA Hardcore Champion. Winner Darth Hendrix New Hardcore Champ Match 6 Phenomenal HBK vs Shelton Benjamin vs Houston Texan A very good mach. Though it was always back and forth, HBK always had a slight advantage. These three men are the newest YWWA members and are proving to be worth the money. Flying high throughout the ring a good match went on. After HT was taken out with an elbow from the top rope HBK hit a Sweet Chin Music on Shelton directly after for the win. Winner Phenomenal HBK Part 2: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090730113939AAunWwO&r=w

A: good show so far Psycho Dude you're doing a good job

GPWF, Tribute to the Fallen? by DotA Rules [T]™ Q: All profits will go to helping the devestated Australian Bushfire Victims, GPWF, in this episode - Bret Hart will reveal who he will fight At Pandemonium (Wrestlemania). Also the main event will be the battle of supremacy with "Krypton Cold"Superman v Ba-Rock Obama Event 1: Four Man Elimination Match, the winner will go to Pandemonium (Wrestlemania) in the M.I.T.B Ladder match Mr. Perfect vs Johhny Knoxville vs Chris Jericho vs "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan Event 2: Tajiri is backstage and is talking to AJ Styles, AJ tells Tajiri that he knows that he (Tajiri) is after his High Flying Belt, and hopes the best for his Number 1 Contenders Match. Event 3 N1 Contenders Match Tajiri vs Evan Bourne (Heel) Aftermath: Tajiri comes to shake Evan Bourne's hand but Evan smacks Tajiris hand away and jabs Tajiri on the jaw, then Tajiri cracks his head and starts a flurry of low kicks, knee lifts and elbow shots. Then Evan falls and trys to get up... and... Buzzsaw... Wow,the crow is shocked as Tajiri purposly misses and Evan gets up and shakes Tajiri's hand. Tajiri then taunts at the turnbuckles then walks off Event 4: The winner of this match will go into another match to crown the newest GPWF Tag Team Champions CM Punk and Kofi Kingston vs Scott Steiner Event 5: The winner of this match will go into another match to crown the newest GPWF Tag Team Champions Los Guerreros (Eddie and Chavo Guerrero) vs The Un-Americans (Lance Rock and Christian) Event 6: Bret Hart comes to the ring and reveals who he will face at Pandemonium: I have had along thought of who i could face, any that i pleased, but I know what being a champion is like, its short lived, its exciting but - will it carve your name in greatness.. NO! Thats why I have chosen to enter THE PARNTHEON CHALLENGE!!!!! Matt Striker: A fight that bellitles all others - Since Final Countdown, Undertaker has issued a challenge at ALL PPV's, a chance to be rembered forever, the Challenge starts with a Handicap match: The Challenger vs Gangrel and Kevin Thorne, if you make it past there - You will fight a whole new match with The Undertaker in a Cage Match!!!! Only one man was lucky enough to beat this challenge, At Final Countdown 2008 - Marcus Cor Von, who has been off for the last five months recovering from injuries. Event 7: Cage Match Non Title Match Jack Riot vs Alex Dman: Event 8: Tazz comes down to the ring, he grabs a Mic, he says that he will crush all comers, then he says that he issues an open challenge: Boom!!!! Its the Entourage!!! (RVD, Jimmy Wang Yang and Big Show), RVD grabs a Mic "Ok I accept, lets go Schmazz!" ECW Chamoionship Belt RVD vs Tazz After the match, The Entourage come in and hold Tazz, then RVD starts beating Tazz senselessly, then Wang Yang ascends to the top rope, and the entourage do their signature Taunt then.... Yang Time! but their not leaving him alone - wait... Chokeslam to out of the ring!!!!! The Entourage then taunt and RVD signals Big show to take care of the battered ECW Champ, Jimmy and RVD Leave while Big Show completely demolishes Tazz, with a kendo stick, then Big show place Tazz's head on the Security baricade and smacks it with a guitar, the blood spils onto the crowd. And Big show keeps Savaging him until The Security come down. Event 9: Velvet Sky interviews Gail Kim and Candice Michelle, then they all make-out. Main Event: Heroes Match "The Peoples President/The Greatest One/The White House Bull BaRock Obama vs "3:16, The Daily Planet - Krypton Cold Steve Austin Rate: _/5 Criticize: What do you think i should add? Ask if you would like to insert your character onto GPWF Who would you like to see take what title?

A: Event#1: Mr. Perfect wins and is the 1st participant for Money in the BANK! Event#2: OK! Event#3: TAGORE wins, becoming the #1 Contender for the Hillyer's Championship! Event#4: Big Papa Pump, SCOTT STEINER! Event#5: Los Guerreros win the Tag Team match! VIVA LA RAZA! Event#6: Great! Event#7: Alex Dman beats Jack Riot after Dman reverses Riot's finisher and hits him with The Fame-Asser! After the match: Alex Dman and Jack Riot shake hands! Event#8: Taz wins and retains his ECW belt. Event#9: Yeah, I like that sh*t! MAIN EVENT: OBAMA beats Krypton Steve Austin! Rating: 6/10 Well, I think that for next week: You should pit Alex Dman against Entourage member Jimmy Wang Yang! And Jack Riot against Rob Van Dam. As for the Championships are concerned: You should have Taz do his open Challenge again next week and his opponent will be......The Undertaker! TAZ (c) vs THE UNDERTAKER for the ECW Championship next week!

A few jokes I've done on stage? by Taco Man Q: Got laughs, not to mention my first real gig(instead of open mic), wanted to see if you folks like them I have been job hunting for a month now and I was talking to my dad about it the other day and he said "well son if you leave the gun at home maybe it might improve your chances" I am not voting for Barack Obama. Nothing about race, it's just he wants all of us to have change. I hate change. I take all my change to the bank and come home and I have change all over my floor. I get sick of seeing change. You ever have to pee so bad when your driving down the road and your in the middle of nowhere. The you decide to just pull over hoping noone sees you. Then while your relieving yourself you see like 10 cars drive by and like 5 people coming out of the gas station your infront of. Talk about embarrassing. Geez, I;m glad I wasn't doing number two. I saw it on the internet about a week later. Probably still on the net somewhere. I did these jokes for one reason, to piss of the other comics. Seriousily I hate these jokes, I've been going to the club week after week month after month for about two years and I get no respect what so ever from them. I go down there with fresh material almost every week, while the others say the same crap every week. I get more laughs then them. I havent headlined, and I;m sick of hearing the same people say the same junk for thirty minutes every week. Only two people actually headline(they both suck). So I told these jokes in hopes to run people off(since I was opening for those 5 idiots, as well as a few other people), but it back fired. When I noticed that I put the mic on the stand and said those 5 people's names and told them they could take turns shoving the mic up their ass, and I left.

A: omg.....very funny excellent...awesome....made my day...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!...funny...still wiping my tears from laughing so hard

Game, set, Match to Fasilia Shazahd the Times Square Bomber. Victory to the Radicals right or wrong.? by The Scales of Justice 2 Q: Obama and Holder 0. Radical Islamic Terrorist 1. Win go's to the radical. Loss go's to the two highest profile ass kissers in the world. This non remorseful attempted killer of Americans got his bully pulpit in the court of world opinion. He stated when he took the oath of allegiance to the US he lied his ass off. His goal was to kill Americans from the first second he stepped on this soil. He stated in open court his brothers in arms should never give up their mission to kill Americans. Talk about empowering an enemy. They just gave this person a open mic, So the hand wringers will say yes, But he got tried by a jury of his peers, Now wait a minute just how many islamic terrorist were sitting on that jury. Hand wringers will say he got life in prison. But he should have been taken out onto the court house steps and shot. Left lay their for the buzzards to gut. Or better yet thrown into a pig feed lot. But no the two super muslim loving enablers on the planet let this guy have his day to pass on his message to the mullahs and radicals of the world. Obama and Holder what a pair.

A: Glad he got a trial, pleased by the outcome. I'm glad that we have a system of laws and a system of justice that are impersonal - it is what sets us apart from those radicals you claim to dislike but strive to emulate. We didn't give them a martyr, which was no doubt what he would have wanted. I'm fine with him rotting in prison for a bit. I'm also okay with him talking on an "open mic". Any US citizen who hears that will be reminded of the evil we're fighting and why we have to win.

Was Kanye West Really Sorry For what He Did to Taylor SwIft? by soLO REd BONE Q: NEW YORK – President Barack Obama's candid thoughts about Kanye West are provoking a debate over standards of journalism in the Twitter age. ABC News says it was wrong for its employees to tweet that Obama had called West a "jackass" for the rapper's treatment of country singer Taylor Swift. The network said some of its employees had overheard a conversation between the president and CNBC's John Harwood and didn't realize it was considered off the record. The network apologized to the White House and CNBC. Harwood had sat down with the president to tape an interview following his appearance on Wall Street on Monday. Although they are competitors, CNBC and ABC share a fiber optic line to save money, and this enabled some ABC employees to listen in on the interview as it was being taped for later use. Their attention was drawn to chatter about West, who was widely criticized for interrupting Swift as she accepted an award at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards to say that Beyonce deserved it. During what sounds like informal banter before the interview begins, Obama is asked whether his daughters were annoyed by West's hijacking of Swift's acceptance statement, according to an audio copy that was posted on TMZ.com. "I thought that was really inappropriate," Obama says. "What are you butting in (for)? ... The young lady seems like a perfectly nice person. She's getting her award. What's he doing up there?" A questioner chimes in, "Why would he do it?" "He's a jackass," Obama replies, which is met with laughter from several people. The president seems to quickly realize he may have gone too far, and jovially appeals to those assembled that the remark be kept private. "Come on guys," he says. "Cut the president some slack. I've got a lot of other stuff on my plate." E-mails shot around among ABC employees about Obama's comments, said Jeffrey Schneider, ABC News spokesman. Before anything was reported on ABC's air or Web site, at least three network employees took to Twitter to spread the news. One was Terry Moran, a former White House correspondent. He logged on to Twitter and typed: "Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a 'jackass' for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential." When ABC News authorities found out about it, they had the tweets deleted after about an hour, Schneider said. Moran declined a request to comment. But the news was out. Harwood said there was no explicit agreement with the president that those comments were off the record. But he said it is broadcast tradition that such pre-interview chatter is considered off the record until the formal interview begins. Harwood is holding to that: He would not discuss what the president said before their interview and has no plans to do so on CNBC. He said he was aware that it was likely someone outside of CNBC was listening to his conversation with the president. "It's one of those things that's unfortunate," he said. "But I think it's an honest mistake." There was no immediate response to requests for comment from White House spokesmen. Twitter, a technology that's a natural tool for reporters who love to tell people what they know whenever they know it, has raced ahead in usage before many news organizations have developed policies to govern its use, said Richard Wald, a former ABC News executive and professor at Columbia University. "You need to reinforce the sense that you have to verify before you publish," Wald said. "The policies may be very comprehensive, but they may not be adequate to the technology that news organizations have." The incident is reminiscent of past "open-mic" incidents involving politicians. President Ronald Reagan, while waiting to make a speech in 1984, joked that he had outlawed the Soviet Union and that "the bombing begins in five minutes." During the 2000 presidential campaign, George W. Bush turned to running mate Dick Cheney to point out a reporter from The New York Times and used an obscenity to describe him. "If you're sitting there with a microphone on, you don't have a reasonable expectation of privacy," said Kelly McBride, an expert in journalism ethics for the Poynter Institute. "If you're a governor or president, you know that." She also questioned whether news organizations should be agreeing to go off the record with the president. Judging by the things written by other Twitter users since West's action, Obama wasn't in the minority, she said. "The president calling Kanye West a 'jackass' is perfect information for a tweet," she said. "In fact, that's the ideal format. You can do it in 140 characters. There's not much else to say

A: Heck no! This isn't the first time he's done something narcissistic like this and I'm sure it won't be the last. He's apologized before and then he keeps doing it again! Absolutely a meaningless apology! Wonder what he'll do next time! Friggin idiot!!

Fox scoops the leftist media? by Reality has a Liberal Bias Q: Thank goodness we have Fox News, right, Cons: March 23, 2010, 1:26 PM At White House, Biden’s Expletive Caught on Open Mic By DAVID M. HERSZENHORN Beyond the ebullient atmosphere, shout-outs and cheers at the White House signing ceremony of the health-care bill, there’s another moment that is being rewound and played again and again: Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.’s overheard, overly effusive aside to President Obama. At the end of his introduction of the president, Mr. Biden, who is well known for ad-libbing to the point of getting him in a little trouble, turned to Mr. Obama, embraced him and elaborated on the historic nature of the day. “Mr. President, this is a big … deal,” he said, adding an adjective between big and deal, that begins with ‘f.’ Accurate as he may have been, Mr. Biden was also on an open microphone. And his remarks sent the media flock abuzzing. For whatever reason, Fox News is claiming boasting rights that it was the first to report Mr. Biden’s use of the expletive on air. http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/23/at-white-house-bidens-expletive-caught-on-open-mic/?hp

A: yes, I love it!...I kept hearing about this & wondering what the big deal was & then I realized, I must have been in shock cause suddenly I was like OMG This IS a big (expressive word) DEAL!!!!! I think I have been trying so hard to explain to my rich but ignorant republican friends why they should not take the guns out & that their ignorant friends are wrong, even though they have done well in business doesn't mean they are right about the negative info. they are giving them. So YES, it is a BIG (oh, I want to say it so bad, thank you Joe for saying it for us all) DEAL.....thanks for helping me to help my ignorant but actually nice rep. friends, who I am going to explain this too.

Did you hear Noonan and Murphy ridiculing Palin? by Shane Q: Yes Mike Murphy, McCain's campaign manager and Repub journalist Peggy Noonan had plenty to say when they thought the mics were off. They were saying "it's over" and something like she's not even the most qualified woman. Hilarious if you ask me...at least they can admit it's over, unlike the YA GOP fanboys. See for yourself... http://thisweekwithbarackobama.blogspot.com/2008/09/open-mic-chuck-todd-peggy-noonan-mike.html Hilarious! Obama '08 Done. Deal. Murphy was McCain's campaign manager in 2000, for his previous failed attempt at the White House. Yes Steve it is very real, I guess they just thought the mics were gonna be off, but whoever was controlling the mics didn't think so. Terezia, I'm not saying anything they said is bad, I'm saying what they said is TRUE. And I wish you GOP hypocrites would come to grips with the fact that this election is OVER. Do I need to spell it out for you?

A: Hilarious. Is this real? Why were the mikes on for so long?

Is the Reverend Jesse Jackson about to claim parentage of the late Michael Jackson? by What, Me Change? Q: The last I heard of that womanizing poverty pimp was during the Presidential campaign, when he muttered over an open mic a pledge to castrate (then Senator) Barack Obama. Now Michael Jackson suddenly dies and who should come out of the woodwork but the Reverend himself, whose son Jesse Jackson Jr. failed to purchase Obama's Senatorial seat from Rod Blagojavic. Can we look forward to decades of lawsuits between these various Jacksons over whatever might be left of value in the singer's estate? And what other ways will Jesse Jackson try to profit from this tragedy?

A: Oh and looky looky at this new development: "LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson's family wants an independent autopsy to determine the cause of the King of Pop's death, The Rev. Jesse Jackson said Saturday. The family told Jesse Jackson about its wishes while he spent time with them during the past two days, the reverend said in an interview with The Associated Press. He said there were unanswered questions surrounding the death, including the role of the personal cardiologist who was with Michael Jackson when he died." Gee, what are the chances that the Jackson & Jackson autopsy will come up with different conclusions than that of the L.A. County Coroner? Its a good bet that Jesse will milk this for all its worth.

does Obama need to drop Rev Wright like a bad habit? by The Dude Q: At first, I defended Rev Wright a little bit. I thought maybe his words had been taken out of context, but after watching him in DC yesterday I realized that this guy may actually be jealous of Obama and intentionally trying to sabotage his campaign! The things Wright says are totally anti-govt! He says stuff that you may say to family & friends, but never on an open mic for the world to hear! Rev Wright is ridiculous and I'm the biggest Obama supporter, but if he doesn't completely disown Wright, he will not get my vote. What do you think?

A: I totally agree with you. Obama needs to find a new church, totally disown the rev. and get on with his life.

Why does a pepper spray comment get so much attention on liberal media but not....? by Q: Obama's open mic comment bashing Israel?

A: Kind of like how the media is ignoring OWS rapes. You and I and everyone else that is intellectually honest knows that if there had even been one case of a guy touching a woman's a$$ at a tea party rally, or any conservative event, it would be front page news for months.

Should Joe Biden be Obama's running mate in 2012? by Texas Mike Q: The thought of Biden inheriting the Presidency if something happens is a little frightening. "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden "This is a big f**king deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010 "You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed." –Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS' "Early Show," in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009 http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/joebiden/a/bidenisms.htm

A: I am not sure, but rather than rock the waters, I am sure he is going to stay. I here every word you are saying, but i do not think the presidents life is in danger.

Should Obama only speak when his teleprompter tells him to do so? by Q: Woops, Open Mic Night....times four.

Were Sarkozy & Obama right about Netanyahu? by NJ100 Q: French President Sarkozy called Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu a liar in a conversation with President Obama caught on an open mic at last week's G-20 summit. "I can't look at him [Netanyahu] anymore, he's a liar," Sarkozy told Obama, the French media website Arret Sur Images reported. "You've had enough of him, but I have to deal with him every day," Obama is said to have responded. The private conversation happened last Thursday in the southern French city of Cannes, heard by half a dozen journalists whose headphones were still receiving audio from the presidents' wireless microphones. http://news.yahoo.com/israeli-prime-minister-liar-french-president-tells-obama-140235551.html;_ylt=A2KLJzVWRLlO50cAZxOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNtdmw2YXVkBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gRlAEcGtnA2M3MTI0OWYwLTM5MDctM2E2OC05NDZkLTIwYjZmOTVlYzc3NARwb3MDMwRzZWMDanVtYm90cm9uBHZlcgNkZDEzNWY0MC0wYTE5LTExZTEtOWVkNC0zNTIzMmMzNGVlZjA-;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

A: Without knowing what specifically Sarkozy is accusing Netanyahu of lying about, this can't really be answered. I've followed Netanyahu for a number of years and have not seen him lie in the sense that Sarkozy seemed to indicate, although his position towards swapping prisoners certainly changed between the 1990s and this summer. Similarly, he used to say he would never accept a Palestinian state and now he says he would. If he has changed his positions over the years, it is to be more towards the left. Somehow I don't think this is what Sarkozy had in mind. But as far as I know he has not lied, at least publicly.

What are your comments on this statement by Obama to a Russian leader:? by mackie Q: Quote: Just be patient,because it's my last election and I will have a lot more flexibility after this one. Is Obama trying to tell him because it is his last term in office he will use more power to achieve his goals,and not care what the Constitution or American people say. Quote was caught on an open mic.

What does Obama have planned if he is re-elected that he won't tell us now? by Joe in texas Q: Obama speaking into an open mic "this is my last election - after my election I'll have more flexibility

Hmmm, did Bush ever say anything over an open mic on accident? by Q: Did the press apologize for releasing the info? Or is that just related to the dictator Obama?

A: Yes, he was caught calling a NY Times commentator an @ssh0le. I'm not sure that was unjustified however since the commentator in question Paul Krugman is an @ssh0le.

Did the Repubs whine about Boehner chatting about his golf playing over an open mic? by WeRthe99% Q: To Biden at the Presidential meeting? Or how about him and Obama out there playing together? Why aren't they whining about that? Boehner isn't suppose to be out there playing golf with the "liberal enemy" pfft.

A: Haven't heard a peep out of them about that one. If Obama was overheard like that it would be in iceland on the news by now.

Should Obama only speak when his teleprompter tells him to, thus avoiding a fourth open mic gaffe? by Q:

CBS is refusing to release the raw tape from Obama's open mic incident. What do you think he said...? by Q: ...that they're now trying to hide? BQ: Do you think CBS is biased?

A: CBS is refusing to release the raw tape from Obama's open mic incident. What do you think he said...? I'm a Muslim damn it! Why can't I come out of the closet. I believe in Socialism. These damn birthers are getting closer to finding out the truth about me. I hate white people.

How badly did Obama hurt his relationship with the Jewish voters after open mic captures Obama hate for...? by Q: Benjamin Netanyahu?

A: The lamestream media will be silent on this.

How come you cons aren't jumping all over Obama's open mic gaffe with that Medved dude bros? by Q: Fox news hasn't figured out how to spin it yet?

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